overheard

There was a need for psyllium husk in a recipe.

"So, do we not have psyllium husk?"

"Why on earth would we have psyllium husk?"
"Because you're a fucking hippie."
[shocked] "I am not a hippie!"

"Do we, or do we not, have flax seed in the house?"

"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?"

*cackle*