"I just knew it was going to turn out this way. Nothing you can do will change anything."That is a nice feeling.
"Now, if I were a better parent, I would make you laugh."
"Unfortunately, you have the worst Chris ever. Possibly the worst Chris in the history of Chrises."
Smiling, as though it were the most obvious thing in the world: "There's only one Chris."
Shame on you Old Man…
3 months ago