
Norway: "I will see your violin, and raise you an alternate tuning, five sympathetic understrings, and enough gratuitous inlay to make Liberace envious."

Sweden: [pounds a shot of akvavit] "Call."


Iceland? Denmark? Finland? No?
"Don't travel futilely to other dusty lands, forsaking your own sitting place. If you mistake the first step, you will stumble immediately."