Thursday, July 10, 2025
Tiny Shop almost done!!
Thursday, June 19, 2025
at least the kid's okay.
One evening the three of us were in a car waiting for some friends, and we started a poorly-defined game that involved throwing a purple Nerf ball at each other.J starts saying "Quack" over and over, waiting for the audience (us) to notice."What are you doing?"With as much glee as I've ever seen on a child: "Oh, I'm just ducking!".
He is probably the world's foremost expert on an emerging genre known as Bad Fan-Fiction. This is fanfic written in some form of terrible prose, as the name suggests, but with multiple layers of parody and social commentary woven throughout. Among other patterns, it expands the Unreliable Narrator to include the Unreliable Author, who might be throwing their beliefs on the page, or mock said beliefs by pretending to believe them. There are many, many master's theses to be had down this road: it's marinated in and encompasses every meta-referential fourth-wall break in Western literature. Dante's Virgil is an unabashed author insert. Don Quixote moves through a merciless dual reality, his mind having been destroyed by too much chivalric literature. Miguel de Unamuno's Niebla, Pirandello's Six Characters In Search of an Author, Waiting For Godot, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Being There, Forrest Gump, The Truman Show, on and on and on.
His infectious enthusiasm for this thing, which nobody's ever heard of, is absolutely off the charts.
He had a stereotypically somber German anesthesiologist for his tonsillectomy—somber and focused is a great feature in an anesthesiologist—who we met while he was mostly already asleep. We did our waiting thing, and when they wheeled him in, she had this wondering grin on her face, and said "He was telling me about this 'bad fanfiction'...?".
We're at that stage where the grown kid spends most of the year away from home, and we get minimal visibility into his interactions and relationships. We still can't get over the fact that he was "chatting" with college fair people.
Or any people.
Ever.
I want to see it so bad.
Sunday, May 11, 2025
well, this is...horrible.
(I'm glossing over the full panoply of evil shit going on. It's so, so, so much worse than it looks.)
So, I dunno. It's Plan B. We don't want to leave and start over. But it's not looking great.
Sunday, April 6, 2025
*twitch*
Saturday, January 11, 2025
it's been a minute.
- Washington for Wintergrass in February.
- Oregon in June, to get J moved out of his dorm room.
- Washington again, in July, for Fiddle Tunes.
- Oregon in September, to get J moved in.
- Minnesota, to see Mom & Dad & Ben.
- Oregon in November, to visit J.
- Minnesota in November, since Dad died.
(We're legendary among the staff for being low-maintenance: we showed up for the interview using the same language, and having the same stuffed animals, as the program does. We don't freak out—which is a gift to our financial advisor, as well—and we raised J with a constant interest in his own voice and experience of the world. The program devotes a lot of energy to teaching parents about their kid's needs and struggles that they're not quite tuned into. With us, we swap parenting tips.)
I've been increasingly annoyed with my workshop, which is a 6' x12' enclosed cargo trailer that the previous owner tricked out for taking to racetrack days as a vendor. It's got a 24" bench running all on one side, incredibly well-built. But it's also unchangeable, and leaves me no more than 3' of space to turn around. In practice, I'm constantly losing stuff, and knocking things off hooks and piles every time I turn around. It's also got no ventilation, and climate control is a problem, certainly because it's often unpleasant to work in, but also if the temperature isn't controlled to be high enough to absorb the moisture in the air, the water will condense onto the vast number of ferrous surfaces out there, and create "flash rust," which isn't always harmful if you catch it, but it is always irritating.
I started enumerating things I wanted to do with the shop, like insulate it somehow, and get some kind of HVAC going, and maybe a port so the vacuum cleaner can stay outside, on and on, and suddenly I realized that what I actually want is a building. From our previous Planning Department adventures, we know we can't have a building, but: they make buildings on wheels now: tiny homes!
As much as there are many many (many) ordinances for structures on foundations, there are almost none for things on wheels or otherwise not permanently fixed to the ground, as long as they're 120 ft² or less. Thus my cargo trailer (72 ft²), Honor's studio retreat (about the same), or our shed (120ft² and sitting on the new concrete pad where the Terrible Garage was) are all exempt, as will be my new shop (119 ft² externally).
I'm very excited, and I'll have to show why in a later post. Unfortunately, I realized that because it's a building...it's going to take forever. Le sigh.
Wednesday, July 17, 2024
Fiddle Tunes
When I worked for Chef, I had a lot of trips to Seattle, and over the years I’ve heard two kinds of Seattle residents (past, present, or future):
- "It is so gray and rainy, it drives me nuts, especially the long winter nights."
- "The weather here is actually fine, but don’t tell anyone, because then they’ll move here."
(Yes, I have a travel guitar in mind, which I do not yet own. This is me we’re talking about: I love shopping for instruments so much, I love helping other people shop for instruments. Once I think "guitar that’s pleasant to play, takes up little space, and likely to survive being checked baggage," there’s only one answer.)
I made it be more of a vacation: I had a really nice Airbnb to hang out in, and I got to see Rachel and Darren for the first time since 2019. I slept a lot. I made a friend or two. It was a good week, just…weird, because things are weird. The world is weird. This was a sort of normal thing to do. Which was weird.
Fort Worden is an incredible place to be; I feel like if I lived in town I would be spending a certain amount of time there. It’s one of three Army bases built to protect the opening to Puget Sound, but then we and our enemies all invented military aircraft, and suddenly the fort’s intended function was irrelevant. Eventually it was shuttered and then taken up as an arts center.
And, hey, if you’ve got a spare hangar for observation balloons, you can turn it into a concert hall, and have the giant doors open one side of the stage to the outside.
And, finally, the tides are like nothing I’ve ever seen.
I have never even heard of that sort of mini-tide. It’s weird.
I will enjoy visiting again.